February 2012
324 posts
“لست وحيدا أبدا
كلّ مافي الأمر
انني
صرت رفيقا لوحدتي
I am not alone -
the...”
– Abboud al-Jabiri, Iraqi poet (via lightwithinme)
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its raining outside and im getting horny about...
shitpritchsays:
I’m appropriating my own culture from you
“now that’s what I call philosophy vol. 18”
– (via shitpritchsays)
YO, automatic toilet flushing sensor thingie
I’M NOT FUCKING DONE YET!!!#&&#&
rhizombie a réagi à votre billet : watching ghey porn at work
THE ONE I SENT YOU OR WUT
HOW DID YOU KNOW
watching ghey porn at work
capitalesbianism
lukut:
Yesterday I arrived at my aunt and uncle’s house in Monterrey to celebrate my grandma’s birthday. When one of my female cousins, whom I used to hang out and watch Sailor Moon with, arrived and saw me, the first thing she said was ”Oh, that hair! You’re such a diva!”
I approve of this
“brb dying”
– (via shitpritchsays)
rhizombie a réagi à votre photo : Someone at work said “nice curtain, Muslim” about…
HOW IS THIS UGH DID YOU PUNCH THEM also you LOOK GOOD
ugh no the person is kind of my supervisor and she thinks it’s ok to say stuff like that because she’s marrying a moroccan dude. ANYWAY everyone sucks (this didn’t happen today btw)
also THANK YOU
also did you see the puppy over my...
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why is everything so crazy on tumblr today
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hollovv a réagi à votre lien : SHIT PRITCH SAYS
hahaahah oh my god it has the same blog format as me hahahahahahahahahahahah oh lawd
I changed it but I don’t know how I feel about this one. I need to find a theme that’s good for quotes
SHIT PRITCH SAYS →
meta-pritch’d
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matryoshhka a réagi à votre photo : arabswagger: Your eyes pierce into my heart. …
your eyes are a spork in my soul
your subjectivity is a ladle in my foot
“To articulate the past historically does not mean to recognize it “the way it...”
– Walter Benjamin, Theses on the Philosophy of History (via lavosxii)
No, Dad, I'm pretty sure I'm a misanthrope (Plath...
Maysam:
You do not do, you do not do
Anymore gaga goo goo
Daddy...atchoo!
Daddy, I have to poo
David:
Daddy, I am a zoo
Maysam:
My pollack friend, Winnie the Pooh
David:
Like Jackson Pollock's pink muumuu
Maysam:
The nazi cows go moooo
David:
I'll make the rhyme word "Jew"
Maysam:
It's thanksgiving, gobbledigoo
David:
I'm wearing a sleeveless dress. It's blue.
Maysam:
it shimmers; it's covered in glue.
David:
up comes a penguin with a red kazoo
Maysam:
my head is in the oven, it's true.
David:
The stove is electric, oh boo fucking hoo
Maysam:
Technology, I hate You.
David:
There is a rock in my stew
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My dash tonight is like entirely composed of...
interruptions:
HAS THE WHOLE WORLD GONE CRAZY
There’s finally a reason to live
Is Christ a nickname for Christopher?
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“i wish there were an outside to the text so I could put Tumblr leftists there....”
– (via shitpritchsays)
shitpritchsays:
“I don’t speak guttural roar. I don’t speak anything just die a lot”
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workandentropy a réagi à votre lien : Shit David Says
I can’t find your message button! %BO
harunwasagoon.tumblr.com/ask !!
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Shit David Says →
Message me your email address if you want to be a member of SHITPRITCHSAYS
EVERYONE IS WELCOME
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cyberflaneuse asked: food born. you are a genius.
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hollovv a réagi à votre citation : If he got hit by a bus Judith Butler would be like…
Shit david says is easily a blog I would contribute to lolol
WE SHOULD DO THIS!!! I bet we could get more contributors.
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metonymia:
I have one friend with whom sex made us much much closer.
I have another where it destroyed everything. prob irreparably.
That’s the synopsis for that one movie where people refuse to identify as agents so they get Jason Biggs to play the part of Sex, who takes the blame for people’s fuckups
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“If he got hit by a bus Judith Butler would be like ‘I ain’t grieving...”
– David Pritchard is the absolute best
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harunwasagoon a demandé: I want to lick the icing...
sonofapritch:
I Want To Lick The Icing Off And next time there’s no buts, just spontaneous falling down outside a train station or the conceptual apparatus in which all the names of pieces of music are written in all capital letters, THE WELL-TEMPERED CLAVICLE no, I think I fucked it up. Start over. Seriousness that allows me to be unserious, sober, discreet, the flea market of the vanities,...
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sonofapritch a réagi à votre billet : Can we (you+David+me) all BRO OUT super hard if/when he comes to California?
don’t know how I feel about you telling everyone my deepest darkest ontological secrets
don’t know how I feel about you.
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rhizombie asked: Can we (you+David+me) all BRO OUT super hard if/when he comes to California?
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I just bought new boots with my tax refund
sigh.
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sonofapritch a ajouté votre photo à ses coups de cœur : :3 Tumblr Crushes: sonofapritch dumbassfils …
SOMEONE NEEDS TO DETHRONE DAVID
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rhizombie a ajouté votre billet à ses coups de cœur : syeda: Disrupting the boundaries of your…
I thought of you when reblogging this. True story.
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sonofapritch a réagi à votre billet : what kind of cereal
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